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FUNNY AND TRUE: “WHERE OCCUPY-WALL-STREET HEADLINES COME FROM”

My only suggestion to improve the above would be that it included a more extensive coverage of the Leftmedia, to include the likes of CNN, CBS, NBC/MSNBC and ABC. Imagining their headlines here: “Heroic Protesters Demand the Joy of Socialism,” and, perhaps, “Eating Luxury Meals in New York on Someone Else’s Dollars.” After more than […]

“OBAMA LIKES SPENDING”…AND GOLFING…

Reader submitted, “Obama Likes Spending“. More: After 45 Americans Are Killed in Tornadoes… Obama Goes Golfing – by Jim Hoft, Gateway Pundit, Sunday, April 17, 2011

THE AUDACITY OF VULGARITY: OBAMA’S BILLION DOLLAR TRIP TO MUMBAI

I hope Barack Obama is enjoying some pie. Even if we’re paying for it. The nation is more than happy tonight to have won a House majority and a few more Senate seats, so Obama, have some pie, enjoy it while you can. However, this, we do mind, though: US TO SPEND $200M/DAY ON OBAMA’S […]

THAT’S FUNNY-WEIRD, NOT FUNNY-HAHA: BARACK OBAMA WANTS YOU TO THANK HIM

Have you thanked Obama yet? He’s resentful that he’s not being thanked, so he said yesterday from the Democratic Party fundraiser (under guise of “he’s just coming over for a Marguerita”) at the Miami, Florida home of entertainer Gloria Estefan and husband (so much for the fanfare from the Estefans about their not supporting Marxist […]

THE FANTASTICAL, FOOT-BASKET-BALLING STREAKS IN THE MIST OF BARACK OBAMA’S MIND

Never let it be said that Barack Obama does not “talk a good game.” He does and that’s our nation’s problem. He talks a mind-game of his own fantasy with Big-Talk that would make sense if there was an actual game — if there was a beginning on a court with team members, sports action […]

TIRESOME AXELROD REBRANDING? POLITICO GOES ON STAGE, *FRISSON* PENDING

In the latest performance of rebranding — what’s not working (or selling, otherwise) — POLITICO gets a do-over second-act by Theatre of the Marketing Czar, David Axelrod and has taken the stage. POLITICO, that source of Leftwing message du jour, is delivering it’s lines like a dramatic Blue Hair awaiting a touchup: “halp, target me, […]

STING THE SAP: THE KING OF PAIN WHO DOESN’T BELIEVE IN GOD SAYS OBAMA IS DIVINE

“…Obama is sent by God.” So says singer, songwriter, bass-guitar player, “Sting”. He confesses that, while he does not believe in God, he thinks Barack Obama is “sent by God” at this special time of our world’s suffering to — uhhh, bass-guitar riff here, hips swinging forward and backward, lips pouted forth — to, uhh […]

SOTOMAYOR-OBAMABONICS

So, hey, let’s all learn to speak SOTOMAYOR-OBAMABONICS! I’ll get this started – here’s my first attempt: “I would hope that as a White Woman, a direct descendant of the individuals who fought the American Revolutionary War and of ancestors who wrote our United States Constitution, among which are also a few ancestors who were […]

OBAMA RIDES PONIES IN EUROPE, SICS “ATTACK MACHINE” ON ERIC CANTOR

Virginia’s Republican Congressman, Eric Cantor, is among the latest targets of the “Obama Attack Machine“. Have you wondered why Barack Obama and other Democrats urge everyone on to fear fear? You know, ‘there’s fear, fear it, we only have to fear, they’re making us fear, we fear no more, hey, there’s fear, don’t fear, make […]

“PEOPLE, YOU *DO* EXIST!”

TWOUBLE WITH TWITTERS ..found on TWITTER! D’oh!