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Micheal Moore

SQUISHY/NOT SQUISHY

Original photograph by AP. Disclaimer: comments added to photographs are fictional — this website has no idea whether or not Michael Moore has actually had a tumor removed, and/or if he has, from where. ‘9/11,”PASSION’ TOPS AT PEOPLE’S CHOICE Congratulations to Mel Gibson, Best Motion Picture, Drama, for “The Passion of the Christ,” People’s Choice […]

DNC CONVENTION PRESIDENTIAL BOX, MONDAY P.M.

Micheal Moore, pictured right, lost all composure for a moment, caught here on camera, just before he returned to his “JabbaTheMoore” configuration. There is no word as of this date as to whether or not Former President Jimmy Carter has been found inorder to replace the one-dimensional popup, seated left in his absence at the […]