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MORE POOP SCOOPING: HARRY REID WINS RE-ELECTION IN NEVADA

We can’t have everything we want in this life. Unfortunately for this nation, Harry Reid managed to squeak into re-election by about forty-thousand votes over competitor, Sharon Angle. That’s not a landslide indication of support for Reid, but he did win, unfortunately for the nation, or so Fox has declared. Reid’s feevah rages on, he […]

REPUBLICANS WIN 60+ SEATS IN HOUSE, PICK-UP MANY IN SENATE

Bye-bye, Mz. Pelosi, bye-bye. Barack, have some pie, you’ll need it, even if the nation is paying for your feed, because at this hour, we don’t mind, just eat it, enjoy it, remember to say “thank you”, savor it while you long to flee to Malaysia, for tomorrow you may be washing the plate. Mz. […]

THE LONG, HOT LIE BY THE DEMOCRATS