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AND NOW MORE TIME FOR MORE HUMOR

A friend of mine, who is a Catholic nun, keeps her retirement busier than it already is by sending me and others humor-filled messages and images. Some are ridiculously simple — she knows this — but all are always very funny.

Here’s one of the latest:

A First Grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.

She presented each child in her classroom the first-half of well-known Proverbs and asked them to come up with the remainder of the Proverb.

While reading the responses, keep in mind that these responses are by First-Graders — six-year-olds.

Proverbs are numbered items, while the responses by the six-year-olds are beneath each.

1. Don’t change horses

………………..until they stop running.

2. Strike while the

………………..bug is close.

3. It’s always darkest before

………………..Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of

………………..termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but

………………..how?

6. Don’t bite the hand that

………………..looks dirty.

7. No news is

………………..impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a

………………..Mr.

9. You can’t teach an old dog new

………………..math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll

………………..stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust

………………..me.

12. The pen is mightier than the

………………..pigs.

13. An idle mind is

………………..the best way to relax.

14. Where there’s smoke there’s

………………..pollution.

15. Happy the bride who

………………..gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is

………………..not much.

17. Two’s company, three’s

………………..the Musketeers.

18. Don’t put off until tomorrow what

………………..you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and

………………..you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as

………………..Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not

………………..spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don’t succeed,

………………..get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you

………………..see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind,

………………..get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand

………………..is going to poop on you.


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