Bye-bye, Mz. Pelosi, bye-bye. Barack, have some pie, you’ll need it, even if the nation is paying for your feed, because at this hour, we don’t mind, just eat it, enjoy it, remember to say “thank you”, savor it while you long to flee to Malaysia, for tomorrow you may be washing the plate. Mz. Pelosi may not be washing plates but she and her trash have been washed out of Congress.
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