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OBAMA FRIGHT-DAY: “EVERY CITIZEN WITHOUT HEALTHCARE IS A POTENTIAL ZOMBIE!”

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I’m trying to make ~somewhat~ light of the grim morning announcement: that wrecking the U.S. economy is too important to Barack Obama to have any discussions about nationalizing health care, so, no, he must do it now because there’s some nebulous, gelly floating thing of “years” over his head that he can’t work out. Can’t lift it. Too big. Too many words. Doesn’t go “aaarrrgghhhh, braaaiiinnns” so it’s, just, like, you know, out of his head, gone, like that!

At this point, after this grim morning’s latest Barack Obama haplessness over the airways, I would rather we had an aged, blind wombat in the White House tapping out messages with his paws in between nips at a rutebega chewtoy than this monstrosity of Whateverhis Name Is.

Blob-YelloGreen Meanwhile, Nancy “Jim Jones” Pelosi is pleading with her campers to come to the pavillion, just come to the pavillion, dear God, don’t wait, just come to the pavillion…

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