If he had a decent product, he would not be needing to spam the airways with runny sales pitches about his spoiled pudding. People buy good products, they avoid those that are spoiled. And that includes Barack Obama, left out at room temperature for far too long with his spoiled pudding.
Next up on the counter: Barack Obama on the U.N. counter with his spoiled pudding.
And after that, Barack Obama will be seen on the “Gardening With Gas” show, complete with a demonstration of the crafts he uses before approaching the door in the morning.