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PIE: THE OBAMA-DEMOCRATS’ PORK-PIE-STIMULUS PORK

200wde_obama-columns-pie PORK PIE! PIE! OBAMA-PORK-PIE! STIMULATING PIE!

Via Ace, this awful news about what the piggish-pie Obama and his pig-pie Democrats have in the pipe, smoking:

-“Stimulus

Read it and weep. Or drink. Or drink, then weep.”

(UPDATE: Via TIME, because the Townhall link is down at this hour.)

$6 billion to weatherize “modest income homes.”

-$6 billion to provide internet in “underserved” areas

-$6 billion for “higher education modernization.”

-$20 billion in health information technology to “prevent medial mistakes.”

-$20 billion to increase food stamp funding

-$87 billion to provide a “temporary” increase in Medicaid funding

-$300 million to provide rebates for people who purchase Energy Star products

-$600 million for the federal government to buy brand new energy efficient cars

-$400 million for state and local governments to buy brand new energy efficient cars

-$2.4 billion for carbon capture demonstration programs

-$350 million to research using energy efficient technology on military bases

-$300 million for grants and loans to state and local governments for projects that reduce diesel emissions, “benefiting public health and reducing global warming”

-$500 million for energy efficient manufacturing demonstration projects.

-$400 million to build major research facilities “that perform cutting edge science”

-$1.5 billion for expanding “good jobs in biomedical research”

WORSE, it gets more porky-pie-ish: there is more pork than listed here! More pork! More PIE! BREAD AND PIE! PIE AND HOPE!

AND DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE SLOP, there is this about educational loans — the Obama-entranced college-agers are not going to like the taste of Real Obama in the morning, ’cause here’s what’s coming at them: educational loans “recalculated” to heap-up some extra, extra, extra deep-dish interest upon interest upon pie-laden porky interest-heavy student loans.

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Why don’t these grubby mammals with their snouts in everyone else’s trough, why don’t Barack Obama and the Pelosi-Reid Nightmare Bakers, just reduce taxes overall?
They don’t and won’t consider THAT because there’d be less for their snouts amidst all the troughs, that’s why.

Unfortunately for our nation and those who enjoy the gift of pies from the U.S.A., reducing taxes overall would be too efficient and easy — it would taste too good to the taxpayers. So they churn about and churn and churn and burn all the wholesome pies that might have been made had they not ruined the kitchen. There are decidedly too many bad cooks in the kitchen and nary a chef among them.

200wde_obama-pie_hitler-bread Ace suggests drinks. I suggest a lot of phone calls and letters and stocking-up for when this dreadful pipe bursts into the ghastly kitchen held occupied by these grubby bakers as they all burn-up what used to be a our Republic, the United States of America, which will soon if not already no longer look like itself because it’s gained five hundred trillion-times-ten pounds of debt, all of which should be by the end of this month.

By the way, I can bake a cherry pie (and an apple one, and blueberry, and peach, too) but it’s plain as cake that Nancy Pelosi cannot. And that Obama thinks everyone else bakes just for him.

We can all, each and every one of us Americans who has not now surrendered all recipes in service to Obama-the-Baker, I’m willing to bet that we can all anticipate being chastised if not outright harmed by this man and his Nightmare Bakers in some way that will genuinely hurt for years to come — and these Bad Bakers won’t hesitate to force it on the rest of us.

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