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275wde_BookOfBamBam Do not turn your back to your BamBam, lest your reputation be turned to sooty poo.

Do not dare to speak the words that your BamBam has deemed you cannot speak.

Do not dare to utter the questions that your BamBam forbids be uttered, lest you be deemed “racist” and “offensive”.

Do not dare to count the number of states in the United States of America, lest you contradict your BamBam’s reference to the “57” (plus the two more your BamBam will still visit).

Do not dare to contradict your BamBam lest you suffer five million, six hundred and sixty-six lashes from the BamBam idol keepers.

Do not dare to ask about any detail about the BamBam — academic history, medical history, birth records, corroborating friends, witnesses — and take great care to discount and ignore any statements made by any of his relatives because they are not speaking the words sanctioned by the BamBam.


With Obama we started out, we couldn’t talk about his big ears ’cause that made him nervous. We’ve gone from that to this:

Not only can we not mention his ears…

We can’t talk about his mother.

We can’t talk about his father.

We can’t talk about his grandmother unless he does, brings her up as a “typical white person.”

We can’t talk about his wife, can’t talk about his preacher, can’t talk about his terrorist friends, can’t talk about his voting record, can’t talk about his religion.

We can’t talk about appeasement.

We can’t talk about color; we can’t talk about lack of color.

We can’t talk about race. We can’t talk about bombers and mobsters who are his friends. We can’t talk about schooling. We can’t talk about his name, “Hussein.”

We can’t talk about his lack of experience. Can’t talk about his income. Can’t talk about his flag pin.

This started out we can’t call him a liberal.

It started out we just couldn’t talk about his ears.

Now we can’t say anything about him.

…from Rush Limbaugh, who has dared to say what the BamBam says cannot be said.

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