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January, 2007:

BUZZARDS IN THE HOUSE

“Pelosi: No Harm, No Foul” — Nancy Pelosi returns from a four-day trip to Iraq and Afghanistan to discover a black bird has been occupying her Georgetown home in her abscence, while discovering that her trip abroad has done little to nothing to improve her literary skills. Pelosi spokesman Brendan Daly said the Speaker described […]

GATORS-APPAREL DEEMED “GANG-STYLE” BY CRAZED EDUCATORS

This just about takes the cake as to Liberal hypervigilence of school clothing worn by students: “Student Forced To Remove ‘Gang-Style’ Gators Shirt” While I think there’s a great case here to consider that these Liberal Faux Educators are almost certainly in some sort of allegiance relationship with the rival of the rival to the […]

AN ATHEIST HATES ME

ENTERTAINMENT-NOT-LIGHT

VALUING CHASTITY

100 FIRST HOURS OF DO-WRONG AT A HIGHER PRICE

“DON’T GIVE CITIZENSHIP TO ILLEGALS”

BEACHED WAIL

IMMIGRATION BY THE NUMBERS

MONSTER LOAVES OF BREAD