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JON STEWART TO HOST OSCARS

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Picture 2106.gif Another reason to avoid watching the Academy Awards broadcast this year, although to the credit of those involved, at least it won’t be hosted by Whoopi Goldberg or David Letterman — and, Billy Crystal was smart enough to be busy elsewhere for anytime anyone mentioned the word, “Oscar” — but it will be hosted by Jon Stewart.

<< crickets >>

I don’t agree with some of this surprisingly freshly written piece, although unless you’re familiiar with my tastes ability to strike out copy, you won’t know can easily see which parts:

“…Stewart’s selection was reportedly arrived at following a marathon sit-down between high-level Gay and Jewish Mafias officials in a secure basement conference room at David Geffen’s Malibu compound; the fabulous faction stubbornly threw its support behind movie star/respected song-and-dance man Hugh Jackman for the gig, but after a personal audition by Jackman featuring a musical Brokeback Mountain parody fell flat, the Velvets finally acquiesced and gave their approval to the safer choice of the universally loved Stewart.”

From: The Defamer

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  1. BIRD says:

    PINNACLE OF THE UNWORTHY

    The GOOD news is that “WALK THE LINE” is now available on DVD — best wishes to Joaquin Phoenix, the film for other Academy Award nominations, and co-star Reese Witherspoon. Other than that, the 2006 Awards are a dive into the pursuit of attempting to…