Another reason to avoid watching the Academy Awards broadcast this year, although to the credit of those involved, at least it won’t be hosted by Whoopi Goldberg or David Letterman — and, Billy Crystal was smart enough to be busy elsewhere for anytime anyone mentioned the word, “Oscar” — but it will be hosted by Jon Stewart.
<< crickets >>
I don’t agree with some of this surprisingly freshly written piece, although unless you’re familiiar with my
tastes ability to strike out copy, you won’t know can easily see which parts:
“…Stewart’s selection was reportedly arrived at following a marathon sit-down between high-level Gay and Jewish Mafias officials in a secure basement conference room at David Geffen’s Malibu compound; the fabulous faction stubbornly threw its support behind movie star/respected song-and-dance man Hugh Jackman for the gig, but after a personal audition by Jackman featuring a musical Brokeback Mountain parody fell flat, the Velvets finally acquiesced and gave their approval to the safer choice of
the universally loved Stewart.”
From: The Defamer