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I found this photo with caption (“Unwind With a Little German”) “Stones Cry Out” blog by Rick Brady with the following caption:

“My wife found this in one of her cooking magazines. Is this ad politically correct?”

My comments after I stopped laughing: no, not today.

Then I started laughing again.

And, I found this in a blog by Michael_the_ArchAngel:

“Holiday Humor”
Christmas Cards for the Psychiatrically Challenged:

Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia:
I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic:
Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Paranoid:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Depression:
Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

Passive-Aggressive Personality:
On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)

Borderline Personality Disorder:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.


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