Comments on: IT’S THE “NAME KERRY’S PUMPKIN” CONTEST http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/ Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:55:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-449 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 14:23:15 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-449 "Plan" Because he has a Plan. “Plan” Because he has a Plan.

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-448 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 11:57:57 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-448 Yes, it may look like Teresa, but they're easy to tell apart. She's the one with all the money. Yes, it may look like Teresa, but they’re easy to tell apart. She’s the one with all the money.

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-447 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 11:56:27 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-447 That great Democratic President, FDR, once said "a chicken in every pot," but as for me... That great Democratic President, FDR, once said “a chicken in every pot,” but as for me…

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-446 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 11:53:50 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-446 I voted for this pumpkin before I voted against it. I voted for this pumpkin before I voted against it.

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-445 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 04:08:57 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-445 "I'm Kerry's plan<br />Which rhymes with tan<br />Which was orange<br />Like me.<br />Coincidence?<br />What do you think?" “I’m Kerry’s plan
Which rhymes with tan
Which was orange
Like me.
Coincidence?
What do you think?”

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-440 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 03:10:59 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-440 I THINK A NAME OF "BIG, YELLOW, MUSHHEAD, TRAITOR!!!<br />WOULD FIT JUST FINE!!! I THINK A NAME OF “BIG, YELLOW, MUSHHEAD, TRAITOR!!!
WOULD FIT JUST FINE!!!

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-438 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:27:38 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-438 FLIPPER'S PERFECT SUNTAN FLIPPER’S PERFECT SUNTAN

]]> By: JayTea http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-444 JayTea Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:27:14 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-444 "Draft scare." Because any day now it's gonna get smashed to bits.<br /><br />(And yes, that was me with the "Dyke" one. Sorry I forgot to sign it.)<br /><br />J.<br />(Jay Tea of www.wizbangblog.com) “Draft scare.” Because any day now it’s gonna get smashed to bits.

(And yes, that was me with the “Dyke” one. Sorry I forgot to sign it.)

J.
(Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)

]]> By: JayTea http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-443 JayTea Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:25:40 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-443 "I call it 'The Vice President's daughter is a dyke.' I'm trying to reach out and embrace my opponents." “I call it ‘The Vice President’s daughter is a dyke.’ I’m trying to reach out and embrace my opponents.”

]]> By: JayTea http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-442 JayTea Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:24:02 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-442 "Yes, I know like it looks like a pumpkin now, but I'm hoping my fairy godmother will turn it into a widow worth $5 billion. Te-ray-za is getting a bit dotty in her dotage, and I'm only one well-timed pushy son-of-a-bitch Secret Service agent on a ski slope from Inheritance City."<br /><br />J.<br />(Jay Tea of www.wizbangblog.com) “Yes, I know like it looks like a pumpkin now, but I’m hoping my fairy godmother will turn it into a widow worth $5 billion. Te-ray-za is getting a bit dotty in her dotage, and I’m only one well-timed pushy son-of-a-bitch Secret Service agent on a ski slope from Inheritance City.”

J.
(Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)

]]> By: JayTea http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-441 JayTea Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:19:56 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-441 "Y'know, I recall this time back in '69 when I was in Cambodia around Hallowe'en and we were doing a production of 'The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow.' Because of my extensive polo background, I was chosen to play the part of the Headless Horseman. And because of my long, patrician facial structure, a friend of mine with the CIA got Air America to fly in this special ovoid-shaped pumpkin. And wouldn't you know I earned my second Purple Heart when I hollowed it out? At the time, using a grenade seemed like a good idea, but that poor corpsman was picking little orange seeds out of my ass for hours."<br /><br />J.<br />(Jay Tea of wizbangblog.com) “Y’know, I recall this time back in ’69 when I was in Cambodia around Hallowe’en and we were doing a production of ‘The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow.’ Because of my extensive polo background, I was chosen to play the part of the Headless Horseman. And because of my long, patrician facial structure, a friend of mine with the CIA got Air America to fly in this special ovoid-shaped pumpkin. And wouldn’t you know I earned my second Purple Heart when I hollowed it out? At the time, using a grenade seemed like a good idea, but that poor corpsman was picking little orange seeds out of my ass for hours.”

J.
(Jay Tea of wizbangblog.com)

]]> By: Anonymous http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-436 Anonymous Sun, 17 Oct 2004 02:16:23 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-436 YOUUU<br />RAAANG? YOUUU
RAAANG?

]]> By: -S- http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-439 -S- Sun, 17 Oct 2004 01:39:50 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-439 So far, so good: I like them all...winner will be announced, umm, SUNDAY NIGHT! So far, so good: I like them all…winner will be announced, umm, SUNDAY NIGHT!

]]> By: justaguy http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-437 justaguy Sun, 17 Oct 2004 01:25:56 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-437 Big Orange Vietnam Traitor Big Orange Vietnam Traitor

]]> By: yeshuasgrrl http://suzyrice.com/2004/10/its-the-name-kerrys-pumpkin-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-435 yeshuasgrrl Sun, 17 Oct 2004 00:44:47 +0000 http://suzyrice.com/BIRD/?p=215#comment-435 How about: Incubator for replacement brain; Pumpkin waffles, mmmmmmm How about: Incubator for replacement brain; Pumpkin waffles, mmmmmmm

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