Name Kerry’s pumpkin!
Bad taste is no exception — it’s pumpkin time!
WRAP: THE “NAME JOHN KERRY’S PUMPKIN” CONTEST
Category/ies: Orange Poupon, Pumpkins.
Tag/s: John Kerry · John Kerry's Pumpkin · Pumpkin Caption Contest
How about: Incubator for replacement brain; Pumpkin waffles, mmmmmmm
Big Orange Vietnam Traitor
So far, so good: I like them all…winner will be announced, umm, SUNDAY NIGHT!
“Y’know, I recall this time back in ’69 when I was in Cambodia around Hallowe’en and we were doing a production of ‘The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow.’ Because of my extensive polo background, I was chosen to play the part of the Headless Horseman. And because of my long, patrician facial structure, a friend of mine with the CIA got Air America to fly in this special ovoid-shaped pumpkin. And wouldn’t you know I earned my second Purple Heart when I hollowed it out? At the time, using a grenade seemed like a good idea, but that poor corpsman was picking little orange seeds out of my ass for hours.”
J.(Jay Tea of wizbangblog.com)
“Yes, I know like it looks like a pumpkin now, but I’m hoping my fairy godmother will turn it into a widow worth $5 billion. Te-ray-za is getting a bit dotty in her dotage, and I’m only one well-timed pushy son-of-a-bitch Secret Service agent on a ski slope from Inheritance City.”
J.(Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)
“I call it ‘The Vice President’s daughter is a dyke.’ I’m trying to reach out and embrace my opponents.”
“Draft scare.” Because any day now it’s gonna get smashed to bits.
(And yes, that was me with the “Dyke” one. Sorry I forgot to sign it.)
FLIPPER’S PERFECT SUNTAN
I THINK A NAME OF “BIG, YELLOW, MUSHHEAD, TRAITOR!!!WOULD FIT JUST FINE!!!
“I’m Kerry’s planWhich rhymes with tanWhich was orangeLike me.Coincidence?What do you think?”
I voted for this pumpkin before I voted against it.
That great Democratic President, FDR, once said “a chicken in every pot,” but as for me…
Yes, it may look like Teresa, but they’re easy to tell apart. She’s the one with all the money.
“Plan” Because he has a Plan.
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