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IT’S THE “NAME KERRY’S PUMPKIN” CONTEST

Name Kerry’s pumpkin!

Bad taste is no exception — it’s pumpkin time!

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15 C O M M E N T S

  1. yeshuasgrrl says:

    How about: Incubator for replacement brain; Pumpkin waffles, mmmmmmm

  2. justaguy says:

    Big Orange Vietnam Traitor

  3. -S- says:

    So far, so good: I like them all…winner will be announced, umm, SUNDAY NIGHT!

  4. Anonymous says:

    YOUUU
    RAAANG?

  5. JayTea says:

    “Y’know, I recall this time back in ’69 when I was in Cambodia around Hallowe’en and we were doing a production of ‘The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow.’ Because of my extensive polo background, I was chosen to play the part of the Headless Horseman. And because of my long, patrician facial structure, a friend of mine with the CIA got Air America to fly in this special ovoid-shaped pumpkin. And wouldn’t you know I earned my second Purple Heart when I hollowed it out? At the time, using a grenade seemed like a good idea, but that poor corpsman was picking little orange seeds out of my ass for hours.”

    J.
    (Jay Tea of wizbangblog.com)

  6. JayTea says:

    “Yes, I know like it looks like a pumpkin now, but I’m hoping my fairy godmother will turn it into a widow worth $5 billion. Te-ray-za is getting a bit dotty in her dotage, and I’m only one well-timed pushy son-of-a-bitch Secret Service agent on a ski slope from Inheritance City.”

    J.
    (Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)

  7. JayTea says:

    “I call it ‘The Vice President’s daughter is a dyke.’ I’m trying to reach out and embrace my opponents.”

  8. JayTea says:

    “Draft scare.” Because any day now it’s gonna get smashed to bits.

    (And yes, that was me with the “Dyke” one. Sorry I forgot to sign it.)

    J.
    (Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)

  9. Anonymous says:

    FLIPPER’S PERFECT SUNTAN

  10. Anonymous says:

    I THINK A NAME OF “BIG, YELLOW, MUSHHEAD, TRAITOR!!!
    WOULD FIT JUST FINE!!!

  11. Anonymous says:

    “I’m Kerry’s plan
    Which rhymes with tan
    Which was orange
    Like me.
    Coincidence?
    What do you think?”

  12. Anonymous says:

    I voted for this pumpkin before I voted against it.

  13. Anonymous says:

    That great Democratic President, FDR, once said “a chicken in every pot,” but as for me…

  14. Anonymous says:

    Yes, it may look like Teresa, but they’re easy to tell apart. She’s the one with all the money.

  15. Anonymous says:

    “Plan” Because he has a Plan.