15 Comments

1. yeshuasgrrl says:

   October 16, 2004 at 4:44 PM

   How about: Incubator for replacement brain; Pumpkin waffles, mmmmmmm
2. justaguy says:

   October 16, 2004 at 6:25 PM

   Big Orange Vietnam Traitor
3. -S- says:

   October 16, 2004 at 6:39 PM

   So far, so good: I like them all…winner will be announced, umm, SUNDAY NIGHT!
4. Anonymous says:

   October 16, 2004 at 6:16 PM

   YOUUU
   RAAANG?
5. JayTea says:

   October 16, 2004 at 7:19 PM

   “Y’know, I recall this time back in ’69 when I was in Cambodia around Hallowe’en and we were doing a production of ‘The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow.’ Because of my extensive polo background, I was chosen to play the part of the Headless Horseman. And because of my long, patrician facial structure, a friend of mine with the CIA got Air America to fly in this special ovoid-shaped pumpkin. And wouldn’t you know I earned my second Purple Heart when I hollowed it out? At the time, using a grenade seemed like a good idea, but that poor corpsman was picking little orange seeds out of my ass for hours.”

   J.
   (Jay Tea of wizbangblog.com)
6. JayTea says:

   October 16, 2004 at 7:24 PM

   “Yes, I know like it looks like a pumpkin now, but I’m hoping my fairy godmother will turn it into a widow worth $5 billion. Te-ray-za is getting a bit dotty in her dotage, and I’m only one well-timed pushy son-of-a-bitch Secret Service agent on a ski slope from Inheritance City.”

   J.
   (Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)
7. JayTea says:

   October 16, 2004 at 7:25 PM

   “I call it ‘The Vice President’s daughter is a dyke.’ I’m trying to reach out and embrace my opponents.”
8. JayTea says:

   October 16, 2004 at 7:27 PM

   “Draft scare.” Because any day now it’s gonna get smashed to bits.

   (And yes, that was me with the “Dyke” one. Sorry I forgot to sign it.)

   J.
   (Jay Tea of http://www.wizbangblog.com)
9. Anonymous says:

   October 16, 2004 at 6:27 PM

   FLIPPER’S PERFECT SUNTAN
10. Anonymous says:

    October 16, 2004 at 7:10 PM

    I THINK A NAME OF “BIG, YELLOW, MUSHHEAD, TRAITOR!!!
    WOULD FIT JUST FINE!!!
11. Anonymous says:

    October 16, 2004 at 8:08 PM

    “I’m Kerry’s plan
    Which rhymes with tan
    Which was orange
    Like me.
    Coincidence?
    What do you think?”
12. Anonymous says:

    October 17, 2004 at 3:53 AM

    I voted for this pumpkin before I voted against it.
13. Anonymous says:

    October 17, 2004 at 3:56 AM

    That great Democratic President, FDR, once said “a chicken in every pot,” but as for me…
14. Anonymous says:

    October 17, 2004 at 3:57 AM

    Yes, it may look like Teresa, but they’re easy to tell apart. She’s the one with all the money.
15. Anonymous says:

    October 17, 2004 at 6:23 AM

    “Plan” Because he has a Plan.