The earth has moved: more among the Left are making even less sense than ever:
(1.) John Edwards, a man who is running for the Vice Presidency:
“We will find the tearrrists and we willcrewushthhm.”
He lapses downward in tone with the end of that statement by the time he reaches the “crewushthhm” part, sorta verbally tucking in the “crewushthhm” toward a point of cuteness, an overt tidiness through lack of emphasis that communicates that he’s just swept that pile of sand under the ruggg.
Oh yeah, that tiny hook on the screen window will crewushthhm tearrrists alright.
(2.) Tad Devine, “Kerry/Edwards Advisor” on FOX News earlier this morning:
“…the American people who are soft and undecided will move to John Kerry.”
You are getting sleepy, you are getting very, very sleepy, as you gaze into the piercing red eyes of the Tad Devine Invader From the Blue Lagoon, you are powerless to know how to vote, you are puny and soft and undecided and you will vote for…
(3.) Phil Spector, former record producer extraordinnaire, overly flourished, past the pale, indicted felon for murder:
“The actions of the Hitler-like district attorney and his storm trooper henchmen are reprehensible, unconscionable and despicable.”
Is this a Liberal thing? That everyone who poses a problem to a Liberal is a “Hitler-like…storm trooper…henchman“? Because I’m hearing and reading this a lot, from the Left, about everyone else.
“That salesperson is a Hitler-like, storm trooper henchman if they think they can avoid waiting on me any longer!”
“You just crushed my front fender! You Hitler-like, storm trooper henchman! I bet you aren’t even insured! Does Hitler even HAVE insurance?!?”
I paraphrase, but, as DRUDGE writes, “DEVELOPING…”