TRUTH or FICTION:
“Had I been reading to children and had my top aide whisper in my ear that America is under attack, I would have told those kids very nicely and politely that the president of the United States has something that he needed to attend to,” Kerry said. “And I would have attended to it.”
My first thought on reading those words by John Kerry was that Kerry would have stood in the classroom, said to the children, “I’m going to burn down your village with my Zippo lighter and then I’m going to shoot all your animals and then I’m going to shoot in the back any teenager in a loincloth who runs away!”
And all the children would start to scream and cry and otherwise would be traumatized for life, even after Kerry ran from the room and grabbed the Secret Service men and “attended” to them, pleading with them to get him the h*** out of there, despite the fact that he would need to wait seven to ten minutes until they successfully organized a safe route out of the schoolhouse yard.