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July, 2004:

HUNTERS, GATHERERS AND CHILI: JOHN KERRY, JOHN EDWARDS, VIETNAM AND THE FAMILY BEANS

For some people, love is a “battleground.” When I read and copied this AP article ( –[^^] link– ), at 4:25 A.M. PST (07/31/04), the headline read: “KERRY MAKES PA. BATTLEGROUND FIRST STOP” and included the time/date stamp of “20 minutes ago” from my visit time. Same article, now on my second visit, same URL, […]

PACMAN SERENADE

ANTI-QUOTED: DNC 2005 CONVENTION WHOPPERS

The DNC convention provides these whoppers from the televised background to the quiet place that is my office, and, these are the weary times: “…soaked in the blood…soaked in the BLOOD…soaked in the BLOOOOD…” — Reverend Al Sharpton speaking about, oh, blood. A lot of people have died, Al, of all colors, sizes and shapes. […]

BLAMBLAMBOPBOP: DNC BOSTON 2004, YEEEEAAARRGGGHHHH

“We’re the people rising up. No. Wait.” “We’re our better selves. No. Wait.” “We are motivated by a need to see others…rising. No, wait.” “We are choosing true compassion. No, wait.” “We’re deserving of true compassion in our better angels. No, wait.” “We’re the better angels of our nature. No, wait.” “We…are…choosing to be deserving, […]

DNC CONVENTION PRESIDENTIAL BOX, MONDAY P.M.

Micheal Moore, pictured right, lost all composure for a moment, caught here on camera, just before he returned to his “JabbaTheMoore” configuration. There is no word as of this date as to whether or not Former President Jimmy Carter has been found inorder to replace the one-dimensional popup, seated left in his absence at the […]

MY FIRST TROLL

“YOU *GO*, GIRL!” PART II.

ISAIAH ACTUALLY SAYS (Or, “HAPPINESS, THE ADAPTATION”)

CANNED BREAKFAST

WADDLES FOR WAFFLES